Oct
10

Weird Riyadh Love Story

A friend of mine sent me this story, I liked it so much, so I thought I would share it. Sorry its in arabic, and its too long to translate…

يقول بطل القصة

رحت لمحل بيع الكتب المستعمله المكتبة ذي تبيع الكتب الرخيصه

رحت لها وشريت لي كتاب وكان عندي اختبار له في اليوم الثاني.. (هذي طريقتي في الاختبارات).. المهم فتحت الكتاب

فتحت الصفحة البيضاء اللي بعد الغلاف لقيتها مكتوبة بقلم حبر ناشف، واضح إنه مكروف لين قال آمين، المهم ..

الكتاب طلع لبنت قبل ما تبيعه والغريب إنها كاتبة الكلام هذا:

( أنا أدري إنك أول ما تقرا الورقة ذي بتنهبل، بس خلّني أقول لك شي.. أنا صراحة مثلك في الكلية ومقهورة..

ما كتبت هالكلام إلاّ من القهر.. وعندي إحساس إنك بتقدّر ظروفي كونك مثلي عايش نفس الأجواء الحين )!!

وقامت تسب في دكتورة اسمها …. !! وبعد ما شبعت من سبّها.. قالت: (وعموماً فرصة سعيدة جداً إني تعرفت عليك، وأشكرك على قراءة كلماتي بس والله ما كتبت إلاّ من الطفش -عموماً- أنا فضولية شوي.. ممكن بعد ما تخلّص من الكتاب.. تكتب لي على الوجه الثاني ردّك لي.. ورجعه وأنا بقرا ردّك.. وإن شاء الله إني أبي أجي أشتريه في تاريخ كذا كذا )

ناظرت في التاريخ.. لقيته بكره !!!!!؟

ياساتر وش أسوّي؟ طيب أنا ما ذاكرت.. وش ذا الحظ؟ المهم إني رحت وطي)..

وقررت إني أكتب لها الرد وبرجّعه.. بس قبل كل هذا رحت وصورت الفصول اللي داخله بالاختبار عشان اذاكر

ضبطت لها رد محترم وقلت لها: ترى أبي أشتريه عقب أسبووع .. ورحت أرجعه ..

وفعلا رجعته وشراه الزوووول مني بنص السعر

اليوم الثاني بالليل رحت للمحل لقيته الكتاب مباع سألت الـزووول : الكتاب اللي شريته منك أمس وينه؟ قال: امبارح اجت

.بنت وشالته !!

.وانا اللي تنفتح كشرتي لين وصلت اذاني

المهم أخذت أنا ويّاها ثلاثة أشهر وحنّا شارين الكتاب بايعين الكتاب.. والمستفيد الـمحل حق الكتاب المستعمل..

لا وبعد صار ما يحطّه في الدرج.. خلاص فهم علينا وصار يخليه عنده على الطاولة ويسلمه لي أو لها أول ما نجي ..

مررررررت الأيام وجيت مرة قلت للـزوول وين الكتاب؟ قال: ما أدري امبارح

جاء راجل أخذ الكتاب.. قلت: يا ابن الحلال قل غير هالكلام الكتاب قديم ومعفّن وأوراقه نصها كتابات.. قال: آآآآآي

عليك الله أخدوه الزول الكتاب الأصفر ..

المهم طلعت وركبت السيارة.. ويوم وصلت الإشارة قلت : لحظة يا رجال، الـ….. الحين يقول الكتاب الأصفر.. يا خي هو

أحمر أصلا مهوب أصفر ..

المهم ديورت بسرعة ودخلت المحل بسررررعة.. تتوقعون وش شفت؟!!!

لقيت الزول ماسك كتابي الأحمر وقاعد يكتب الرسالة اللي أنتظرها

Sep
19

I hate Related Videos…

I was at a friend’s house in Saudi a month ago, and he told me that he was thinking about blocking YouTube, because he spends hours watching the silliest videos on YouTube…

why am I writing this now? well I also spend alot of time on YouTube, but yesterday I spent hours and hours watching videos, and I suddenly realized I was watching a video of an old man giving his wife a car for her 50th birthday, and one question went through my mind, “HOW DID I GET TO THIS VIDEO?“. One moment I was watching Dane Cook and before I knew it I was watching an old lady cry because she got a new car…

and a few days ago I clicked on a link to a video clip I found on Digg, and a few hours later I was watching a video of a kid opening his eyes for like 20 seconds and daring anyone to open their eyes for a longer period of time, and then it hit me… WHY AM I WATCHING THIS??

I could be doing so many other fun things like trying to finish Darkness or Unreal Tournament on my 360, I could be reading the latest on DIGG, I could be reading a few emails or posts on my friends’ blogs, but instead I was watching a kid open his eyes for 20 seconds!

and why doesn’t YouTube fix their commenting system, I think it would be better to sort the comments by most thumbs up.

PS: Sorry, but I accidentally deleted the latest comments on the blog while I was deleting spam…

Sep
05

Tiger Woods Walking on Water

A youtube user submitted a clip from EA Sports latest golf game, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09. Anyways, there was an error in the game were the golf ball falls in a lake, and Tiger would hit the ball on water…

So, Here was EA Sport’s Response and all I can say is “Genius!!”

Sep
01

Happy Ramadan

Happy Ramadan, may Allah accept our fasting and our prayers in this holy month…

Ok, I know this doesn’t have much to do with Ramadan, but I found this really funny Burger King ad, so I thought I would post it here:

Aug
31

MONA LISA in 80 milliseconds!

At Nvidia’s NVISION 08 Show, the famous Mythbusters, Adam and Jamie, demonstrated the difference between CPU and GPU, by drawing Mona Lisa in 80 Milliseconds using paint balls…

Aug
28

Bye Fahad

A dear friend of mine left today to the US to get his masters degree. Seeing him leave reminded me of this picture, which I just added to my flickr account. I took this picture when I woke up on my first day in Montreal, I remember feeling a bit depressed, not because I was away from my family and friends, but because I wasn’t going to see them for the next 10 months…

Aug
13

CitySpace, Simply Incredible

A very impressive 3D virtual world called City Space will be launched soon from LiveSpace. They released a video of the city, but it was taken down for some reason. The amazing part of this, and what makes it different from SecondLife, is that the game is rendered by the server’s side, so it would run smoothly on weak computers. This server side rendering engine is called OTOY.

TechCrunch released a copy of the video so here it is…

note: The Livespace domain whois lists brad greenspan’s name (MySpace co-founder)

Aug
12

Best Product Review Ever!!

I have seen funny product reviews on amazon, but none as funny as this one! This guy is reviewing Ubuntu, so check it out. Click on the image for a bigger version…

Aug
10

Classical “Game Over”s

I saw this on youtube, and I have to say I enjoyed it so much. I played some of these games when I was in Kindergarden. Most of these GAME OVERs are from NES, my favorite game back then was teenage mutant ninja turtles…

It’s incredible how much games have become in such a short period of time, I wonder what kind of games our grandchildren will be playing…

Aug
03

7 Really Creative ads I

Here are a few amazing ads that I thought were really creative. The last one is my favorite, so here goes:
1- Nescafe ad

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